yet another apollogy
I am ashamed to say, that I have done the one thing I swore I would never do. I have let the tv take over my life! This past week I discovered the most wonderful thing in the whole entire world. or so I thought. It seduced me with its bright red clothing and its many, many selections of tv shows perfectly designed to enslave me to my couch. all the human emotion, all the dreamy actors and stunning actresses. I admit it, I was obsessed. this creation had me trapped for days, and when I tried to stop, when I told myself it was wrong and I finally got away, it stuck in my brain, luring me back in. this creature is the deadliest I have yet to face in all my years. deadlier than Kronos, Sebastian, President Snow, and Jeanine Matthews all combined together. this beast has slain me, and its name is Netflix. hey, don’t laugh at me! it’s true! you would think with City of Heavenly Fire out I would be going out of my mind trying to finnish it. but I’m not. and oh lord, just wait until I tell you the exact show I’ve been hooked on. you have to promise not to hate me though, ok? ok, here it goes. one…..two…..three…..THE VAMPIRE DIARIES! oh my god, I’m going out of my mind! it’s the most ridiculously stupid show I’ve ever watched, but I can’t get enough of it! I mean seriously, you’d think I could do better than this! the vampire diaries is just another boring story about that personality-less girl who falls in love with an even more personality lacking vampire! it sucks! literally and figuratively in case you didn’t catch that! but the thing is, I just can’t stop! there’s just something about it that I can’t even really describe! I love it! but the show would not be made without the super smoking, scheming vampire brother, Damon! and yes, he is part of yet another spectacularly overused theme of the show, but I still love him with all my heart, even though, yes, he is apart of the love triangle with the personality lacking girl and vampire I mentioned earlier. blegh! Elena! wake up! why can’t you see that Damon loves you! ugh, she’s infuriating! don’t get me wrong, I actually kinda liked Elena at first. she had spunk, and when the no-personality vampire came along, and told her that he was what he was (a vampire in case you didn’t catch that), she backed off! you go girl! she told him she wasn’t going to deal with that and I was proud of her! but of course, all good things must come to an end. soon they were all over each other and had what seems like permanently become each other’s personality, which, to me, as quite the individual, is the worst fate of all. they don’t have their own lives and interests, they don’t do anything but be in love with each other and protect each other. yeah, I know, that’s romantic and all but I just feel like there should be more than that, you know? they aren’t just Elena. they aren’t just Stephen. they’re not just dating. they’re Elena and Stephen who are dating. am I even making any sense? whatever, the point is, them being stuck to each other like (insert metaphor about something that sticks together here (yeah, I’m lazy)) Damon has absolutely, completely, and utterly no chance with Elena! I mean, I think he can do better than her, well, then again maybe not (he is the villan after all), but there’s no one else for him. now for the people who may be reading this and don’t think the show is stupid, I’m sorry. it’s not that I completely do hate the show anyways. I just think a lot of it is overused, cliché material. but like I said, it’s still beautiful. And for those of you Stelena sippers, I’m sorry too, I’m just not feeling it. I don’t know maybe I have this all wrong, I am only on season three anyways so maybe something miraculous will eventually happen to win me over on to y’all’s side, but I just don’t know yet. ugh! I don’t know what to feel! anyways, that was my rant for the day! please comment below, I need someone to talk to about it! but, remember! no spoilers! only on season three! farewell my dearest followers! have a good sunday night!